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When your face stops hurting from the laughter, please realize this is a serious matter. The iphone is a toy, not meant for professional or business use.






























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oohhhh shit..the tears are running down my face...too funny


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Man - tears came down my face then....

Especially "Can you tell dad not to lick me out tonight"..... lolololol


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