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If you don’t subscribe to An Internet service provider (ISP).

If you don’t have a phone line.

if you don't talk to your neighbor.

and...

If you don't put out the trash.


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If you don’t subscribe to An Internet service provider (ISP).

If you don’t have a phone line.

if you don't talk to your neighbor.

and...

If you don't put out the trash.

Real terrorists use camouflage. They have a phone line, an internet service provider and talk to their neighbors. Some of them post on Internet forums such as Big Mike's.

They do put out the trash but scan it for explosives before doing so.

Only bad terrorists follow your model, that is how they are caught in the end.

The trash piles up and your dog smells it.


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...When you look like these A$$Holes!


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thats what the natves americans been saying...... Christ what a world thsi is.


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All you need to do to stop a terorist is to give them junk food, video games and medical grade marijuana


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...When you are this $hithead!!!


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