The T.S.A. Disclosed the official Airport Screening Results

October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered
0

Transvestites
133

Hernias
1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172

Enlarged Prostates
8,249

Breast Implants
59,350

Natural Blondes
3

It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
Thought you'd like to know.

kbit 

The T.S.A. Disclosed the official Airport Screening Results October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security: Terrorists Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3 It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls. Thought you'd like to know.

I thought these were the stats on those that refused to go through the scanners and got the "Patdown Search".

Some clips below for those with the honest intent of wasting time.

This is such a waste, and it better be.


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Airplane! (if it was a thriller)

Robert Stack in The High and the Mighty. He had movie pilot experience,
before the movie Airplane! Sort of weird actually.

I don't like commercials, but this one was so well done I had to include it.

Last one. Another ad as it turns out.