Pew pew pew...

yes please



Ok this next one is a bit "disturbing". It has sentences like "see how the genitals make use of the gap". Hmm. Maybe my office chair is holding me back from making millions in the market? My balls deserve only the best!

Both of these gems are from geeksaresexy.net

Mike

What happen when the 'gap' malfunction and closes at the most inappropriate time?

cory 

What happen when the 'gap' malfunction and closes at the most inappropriate time?

You go short.

Mike