I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

That's a joke right?

fart...fart...fart

Otherwise I sure admire your confidence. You must be a good trader!

ok now thats funny