Barack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo. Suddenly,
a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a
stop. Obama says to the chauffeur: ‘You better get out and check, you were
driving.’ The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
‘Since you were driving, you better go and tell the farmer’ says Obama.
Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big
grin on his face. ‘My god, what happened to you?’ asks Obama. The chauffeur
replies: ‘When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the
wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.’
‘What on earth did you say to them?’ asks Obama.
‘I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them, ‘I’m Barack
Obama’s chauffeur and I’ve just killed the jackass.

kbit 

Barack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.....

Loved it! And I am not even an American!