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January 7th, 2021, 08:04 AM
Mumbai, India
Pratik_4Clover
Experience: Beginner
Platform: TradingView & ZerodhaKite
Trading: NIFTY, BANKNIFTY
Frequency: Daily
Duration: Minutes
Posts: 1,533 since Jan 2019
Thanks Given: 5,601
Thanks Received: 5,315
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"Be an observer, You are not your trading performance, Stop thinking so much, Eliminate/reduce social media activity, Accept the randomness" - Josh
January 7th, 2021, 02:09 PM
Houston TX
Legendary Market Wizard
Experience: Advanced
Platform: TT Stellar & Tradestation
Broker: Primarily Advantage Futures
Trading: Primarily Energy but also a little Equities, Fixed Income, Metals, U308 and Crypto.
Frequency: Many times daily
Duration: Never
Posts: 5,241 since Dec 2013
Thanks Given: 4,584
Thanks Received: 10,523
Not sure if there really is a 'funny' picture for what happened yesterday, but if there is, these come pretty close.
January 7th, 2021, 03:41 PM
Somewhere, Delaware, USA
Systematic Algo Trader
Experience: Intermediate
Platform: MultiCharts
Broker: Barchart.com
Trading: Everything, it all tastes like chicken
Posts: 1,270 since Feb 2017
Thanks Given: 2,960
Thanks Received: 2,856
Thanks for sharing. The Onion is always a good source for 'fake news'.
~vmodus
Enjoy everything!
January 7th, 2021, 06:04 PM
Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Market Wizard
Experience: Intermediate
Platform: Ninjatrader 8
Broker: NinjaTrader Brokerage
Trading: CL, ES
Posts: 1,776 since Dec 2013
Thanks Given: 4,519
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January 8th, 2021, 12:15 AM
Mumbai, India
Pratik_4Clover
Experience: Beginner
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Posts: 1,533 since Jan 2019
Thanks Given: 5,601
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"Be an observer, You are not your trading performance, Stop thinking so much, Eliminate/reduce social media activity, Accept the randomness" - Josh
January 8th, 2021, 01:17 PM
London UK
Experience: Beginner
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Broker: S5
Trading: Futures
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So far, 2021 keeping up with 2020 does not disappoint
January 9th, 2021, 10:30 AM
Mumbai, India
Pratik_4Clover
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Posts: 1,533 since Jan 2019
Thanks Given: 5,601
Thanks Received: 5,315
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"Be an observer, You are not your trading performance, Stop thinking so much, Eliminate/reduce social media activity, Accept the randomness" - Josh
January 9th, 2021, 10:44 AM
Somewhere, Delaware, USA
Systematic Algo Trader
Experience: Intermediate
Platform: MultiCharts
Broker: Barchart.com
Trading: Everything, it all tastes like chicken
Posts: 1,270 since Feb 2017
Thanks Given: 2,960
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xplorer
So far, 2021 keeping up with 2020 does not disappoint
This one's a keeper....
~vmodus
Enjoy everything!
January 10th, 2021, 03:30 AM
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January 10th, 2021, 06:34 AM
Mumbai, India
Pratik_4Clover
Experience: Beginner
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Not a picture but hilarious enough
Quoting
This is hilarious..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ordering a Pizza in 2021
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Delight?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Delight last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER:
My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER:
OK! That’s what I want ...
GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER:
What? I detest vegetable!
GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER:
How the hell do you know!
GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.
CALLER:
I bought more from another drugstore.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER:
I paid in cash.
GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!
GOOGLE:
I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER:
Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...
😂😂😂
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Last Updated on May 31, 2026