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In addition the following story with humor:

An old lady comes to a bank branch to withdraw money.
She gives the bank clerk her bank card and says:
I would like to withdraw 10 euros, please.
The teller replies: For cash withdrawals under 100,-€ you have to use the ATM !!!!
May I know why? asks the old lady.
The cashier answers while handing back her bank card: These are our rules and instructions, madam.
The woman hesitated for a moment, not knowing what to do with it......
Please, there are people behind you...waiting!!!
Is there anything else I can do for you? Otherwise, I'll have to ask you to leave!
The old lady is silent for a few seconds, then hands the card back to the cashier and says:
Please, I would like to withdraw all the money from my account!
The cashier is surprised when he checks the old lady's account balance and answers her:
You have more than €50,000 in your account and the bank does not have this amount in cash at the moment. Can you come back tomorrow?
The old lady kindly asks: How much can I withdraw right now?
The cashier replied: An amount up to 3000 euros.
Well, then please give me 3000 euros, said the old lady.
Furious, the cashier goes back to the cupboard, takes out packs of 20 and 10 and then counts until he has the €3,000 together.
He puts this in an envelope and gives it to the old lady and asks her:
Is there anything else I can do for you?
Silently, the old lady puts €10 in
her wallet and says:
"Yes, I would like to deposit €2,990 in my account."...............

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