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Rock, paper, scissors, Chuck Norris

Behind Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.

Chuck Norris doesn't have to flush the toilet... he just scares the shit out of it.

Where's Waldo? He's hiding from Chuck Norris!

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass..


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Chuck Norris does not do push ups he does earth downs. Chuck Norris can predict exact market movement.

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Chuck Norris can predict exact market movement.

Predict it ?!? Hell, when Chuck tells the S&P to jump, it asks "How High?".
All those big moves in oil this week.... that was the market running from Chuck!

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When Chuck was in Rome the Romans did as Chuck Norris.

Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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