DionysusToast 

Look - you lot are hurting my feelings with all this Brit bashing... It'll be the teeth next....

well you would have just eliminated the F works and called him "wanker" or a "tosser" instead. But then combining both language dialects would make even a better impact

call him a "fuck'n wanker" that would work...

I nearly pissed my pants

"It must be Goldman trying to run my stop"

This video should be a mandatory introduction to every trading course in this world.