Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, let it henceforth be known that Vim, formerly of Corporate America, hath embarked upon a quest to ascend into the ranks of remunerative day traders. There be monsters here! cry the masses as he delves into the labyrinth. Yet with much durst and trepidation he pushes onward. Harken carefully dear friend, as his final uttered word may be heard afore he plunges into the looming darkness Hopiuummm!!!
I beseech thee, allow these tattered parchments to chronicle the journey whence he goes. And prithee, good reader, wilt ye adjudicate his path?