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Aurora, Il USA
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Trading: futures
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One morning a man walked up to his wife while she was making breakfast, pinched her on the butt and said, “You know, if you firmed up we could get rid of your control top panty hose.”
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, “You know, if you firmed these up we could get rid of your support bra.”
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place she said, “You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother!”
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