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> A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a
> high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and sees
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> a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.
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> He thought, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.
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> He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his
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> life.
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> "Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself,
> but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind."
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> "Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the armless man replied bitterly ... "My asshole
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> itches, and I can't scratch it!"
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