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^On a side note, flights to Africa and Asia DOES give you plenty of options (included in your fare) to eat, compared to flights only within US and/or Canada. Of course, that cannot be a whole buffet, but still, meals will be served 3-4 times, including snacks and drinks. You will have to select your 'type' of meals when you book your flights (vegan, Islamic, meat, veggie, etc.). It's a different world when you travel though continents and not just domestic flights - in which you have to pay for pop, snacks and even water sometimes!

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^On a side note, flights to Africa and Asia DOES give you plenty of options (included in your fare) to eat, compared to flights only within US and/or Canada.

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This is an oldie, but goodie. It sparked a heated discussion on my family Whatsapp thread a while back, over which is the correct way to load your toilet paper.

If you have ever had a cat.... you know which way to load it.

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