MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
> By Tiger Woods
>
> ________________________________________
> MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
> By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
> ______________________________________
> THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
> By Bill Gates
>
> ____________________________________
> THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
> By Dennis Rodman
>
> _________________________________
> THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
> By George Bush
> _____________________________________
> GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
> ByAmelia Earhart
> _______________________________________________
> HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
> By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
> By Mike Tyson
>
> _______________________________________
> THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
>
> _______________________________________
> MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
> By O. J. Simpson
>
> _________________________________________
> HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY
> By Ted Kennedy
> __________________________________________________
> MY BOOK OF MORALS
> By Newt Gingrich
>
> ____________________________________________________
> My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
> By Nancy Pelosi
> __________________________________________
> THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
> By Barack Obama

The winner is:


https://www.amishphonebook.com/

kbit 

The Shortest Books of All Time . . .

In analogy "The Shortest Telegram of All Time":

Curious how a new book was selling, Victor Hugo wired his publisher:

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He got this reply:

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