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And God promised men
that good and obedient wives would be
found in all corners of the world.


Then He made the earth round....and laughed and laughed
and laughed...


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oh boy... kbit kbit kbit


In the beginning there was just man....
Man was bored and lonely... He asked God for a companion. Someone who would be fun, caring, compassionate, need fulfilling, challenging, the perfect companion.

God said - umm
That's gonna cost you at least an arm, a leg, and a nut.

Man said - hmm
What can I get for just a rib?

The rest as they say is history...


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