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During the Olympics they test for everything including the sex of the athletes. This is how they do it.

First, they draw blood and test the hormone levels of everyone. Next, they give the athlete a pair of blus jeans and have them put them on. If while trying on the jeans they ask, “Do these jeans make my ass look fat?”


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During the Olympics they test for everything including the sex of the athletes. This is how they do it.

First, they draw blood and test the hormone levels of everyone. Next, they give the athlete a pair of blus jeans and have them put them on. If while trying on the jeans they ask, “Do these jeans make my ass look fat?”


IT’s A WOMAN!!!

I guess that's probably right but I'm wondering if a gay male wouldn't do that too.....


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