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I am starting a new funded trader program (Pinnacle Funded Trader) and I want to know if all of you can help me with constructing it in a way that is very enticing for newbies, but that ensures that my operations don’t lose money.

PAYOUTS, PAYOUTS and PAYOUTS, I need to focus on this.

I looked at the various options out there, I’ve noticed how they give hope to people who are coming into this programs, I want to double the amount of hope that I give it to these people. I want them to be so hoped up so that they can continue to hope, but I want to give them a lot more hope than the others are giving them.

So I want you guys to help me to construct the system that is unconsciously complex, but keeping in mind that we want our customers to ALWAYS see the carrot 🥕 dangling in front of their eyes.

I want to obviously talk about PAYOUTS, and the potential payouts that these people can get. Additionally, from time to time I want to throw out a person who is making $40,000 a month in some vague way on my program, as an example of what they could be.

I’m going to have my own special indicators for everyone who joins the program, although it would be just a renaming of various other free indicators, I want to communicate it in a way that seems like they will not be successful unless they have these indicators also.


One of the things that we have to focus on is PAYOUTS PAYOUTS PAYOUTS PAYOUTS.

WE’RE GONNA HAVE $40,000 PAYOUTS, $2000 PAYOUTS, $300,000 PAYOUTS. WE’RE GOING TO GIVE THESE PEOPLE A $300,000 ACCOUNT. IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT’S….


My question to you fine people is what type of person would this entice? I need to do numbers here, I need to do a lot of numbers. And I mean, I need a lot of people to join my program.


I’m going to call it Pinnacle funded trading program because pinnacle is the top top of the pyramid.


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THIS IS A JOKE MEANT TO CONVEY HOW RIDICULOUS FUNDED TRADER PROGRAMS ARE IN RELATION TO BECOMING AN ACTUAL TRADER.

PLEASE DON’T START SEARCHING IT.

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@Darvish

I have made an assumption that you posted the above in jest, because it's posted under Jokes.

But I do need you to verify that assumption I made.


Can you please confirm that you do not, in fact, intend to start a new funded trader program?

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It’s a joke, and I thought it would be amusing to post it in the joke section. But if you think the content isn’t aligned to its intended intention then please feel free to delete it.



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@Darvish

I have made an assumption that you posted the above in jest, because it's posted under Jokes.

But I do need you to verify that assumption I made.


Can you please confirm that you do not, in fact, intend to start a new funded trader program?


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It’s a joke, and I thought it would be amusing to post it in the joke section. But if you think the content isn’t aligned to its intended intention then please feel free to delete it.

I had to ask because of the 'no self-promotion' policy.

Thanks for confirming.


I have no problems with something posted in jest.

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Reminds me of my April fool's joke 10-15 years ago where I announced our own trading platform that was the best ever. Should be funny if I can find the link... I think it was called Big Trader but can't remember



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I would like to transfer over my funded trader program business over to your servers. We’re doing numbers! It seems BigTrader just might be able to handle all of our PAYOUTS!

I’m particularly interested in the Risk Controls…for the profitable operation of my Funded Trader Program.





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